Dharma Fish Biscuits: a Lost podcast

This week on Dharma Fish Biscuits, Helen and Alex use the word 'contrived' like it's going out of fashion, and Alex soft-launches a new career as kidnap-engineer.
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:01:55 Flashback discussion
00:20:51 Sun on-island discussion
00:31:11 Non-Sun on-island discussion
00:41:05 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:59:45 Connor’s corner
01:01:28 Hot ranking
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Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Helen and Alex continue to unlock the mysteries of the island, such as “why do these people keep swimming in their jeans”, “who else is a Gemini other than Kate”, and “who keeps cutting these water bottles up”.
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:01:40 Flashback discussion
00:11:55 Jack on-island discussion
00:38:13 Non-Jack on-island discussion
00:52:32 Fuck, marry or kill?
01:07:02 Connor’s corner
01:08:29 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Don't tell us what we can't do! Helen and Alex are here to go hunting and talk about Season 1, Episode 4 "Walkabout".
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:07:23 Flashback discussion
00:22:06 Locke on-island discussion
00:38:43 Non-Locke on-island discussion
00:55:02 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:59:18 Connor’s corner
01:01:56 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Are YOU a one-armed farmer with too many chores and a hell of a mortgage? Tune in for financial advice from Helen and Alex!
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:04:29 Flashback discussion
00:12:58 On-island discussion
00:37:20 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:51:05 Non-Kate on-island discussion
01:07:04 Connor’s corner
01:08:07 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Join us as we give the iconic diva that is Shannon Rutherford probably more praise than anyone has given her in the past 20 years. It’s Lost S01E02 Pilot (part 2).
 
Here's what's in this episode:
00:03:52 Flashback discussion00:11:40 On-island discussion00:22:16 Fuck, marry or kill? 01:05:27 Connor’s corner01:11:10 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Join us on a journey to find out how many times Alex can say the word iconic. 
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:00:48 We introduce ourselves and our podcast, and provide a quick rundown of how things are going to work around here.00:04:45 Episode discussion begins.00:38:04 Fuck, marry or kill?00:54:51 Connor’s corner00:56:57 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

Welcome to Dharma Fish Biscuits – your new favourite Lost podcast.
We're launching on September 22nd 2025, so whether it’s your first time on the island or you simply have to go back, come join our biweekly check-in on hot people making bad choices in a tropical climate.
Hit that subscribe button – it only took the bears two hours.