Dharma Fish Biscuits: a Lost podcast

We continue our finale voyage, pulling straws for dynamite, and trying to work out a mnemonic to remember which one is Scott and which one is Steve. One more to go, baby!
 
Here's what's in this episode:
02:38 Flashback discussion
07:55 On-island discussion
42:11 Miscellaneous on-island discussions
46:40 Fuck, marry or kill?
48:16 Connor’s corner
50:14 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Helen and Alex can’t stop crying over Vincent as the raft Exoduses… only to wash up 10 metres away on the beach. 
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:03:24 Flashback discussion
00:20:59 On-island discussion
00:39:34 Fuck, marry or kill?
01:01:32 Connor’s corner
01:05:53 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Alex has some problems with the logistics of Kate's running, and we get to meet one of our favourite guest stars: Zelda Spellman.
 
Here's what's in this episode:
00:03:35 Flashback discussion
00:16:28 Kate on-island discussion 
00:42:53 Non-Kate on-island discussion
00:46:24 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:55:16 Connor’s corner
00:56:53 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Helen and Alex attend a Booneral and have some notes on the eulogies. Helen rejects the Locke/Jack dichotomy.
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:03:35 Flashback discussion00:15:59 Sayid on-island discussion 00:49:31 Fuck, marry or kill?00:55:03 Non-Sayid on-island discussion01:01:52 Connor’s corner01:03:01 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

We are sadly losing our first main castaway in this episode, but the real question on everyone's lips is: who's the knitter on the island?
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:02:10 Jack flashback discussion
00:18:05 Jack on-island discussion
00:21:41 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:42:50 Claire on-island discussion
00:52:59 Other on-island discussion
00:58:25 Connor's Corner
01:00:34 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Helen has a new unifying theory of Lost and it’s the game Mousetrap.
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:02:34 Flashback discussion
00:26:39 Locke on-island discussion
00:56:02 Non-Locke on-island discussion
00:57:14 Fuck, marry or kill?
01:03:204 Connor’s corner
01:06:42 Hot ranking
 
For this episode we particularly recommend seeking out the spoilery version if you've seen Lost before. You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

We are deep into Real Lost Shit this week as we welcome the iconic numbers to the show. Plus it’s a great week for our female characters as legend Danielle Rousseau returns, and we have a new queen on the scene: Carmen Reyes.
Here’s what’s in this episode:00:04:06 Flashback discussion00:24:49 Hurley on-island discussion00:26:38 Fuck, marry or kill?00:54:16 Non-Hurley on-island discussion00:59:39 Connor's corner01:01:03 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Helen and Alex continue to address the unanswered questions of Lost, such as "who's a dom and who's a sub on the island?"
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
 
00:03:18 Flashback discussion00:21:34 Jin on-island discussion00:49:23 Non-Jin on-island discussion01:02:30 Fuck, marry or kill?01:10:07 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026