Dharma Fish Biscuits: a Lost podcast

Alex is cutting off your scag as we head to London for a Charlie episode. Meanwhile on the island, you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube except it’s guns.
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
 
00:02:36 Flashback discussion
00:15:47 On-island discussion
00:46:56 Fuck, marry or kill?
01:00:15 Hot ranking
 
Content note: this episode contains discussion of gun violence, including a reference of Renee Good’s death between 00:30:25 and 00:30:57. The episode was recorded in January 2026 shortly after her death.
 
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Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

This week we get into Michael and Walt's back story, plus research polar bear consumption, and also check in with the deodorant situation on the island.
 
Here's what's in this episode:
00:03:16 Flashback discussion
00:25:23 Michael and Walt on-island discussion
00:29:10 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:52:19 Non-Michael/Walt on-island discussion
00:58:50 Connor’s corner
01:00:57 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Shannon may have fucked her brother, but can we offer you an alternative universe version of Lost that makes their backstory even more upsetting? Also, Helen breaks up with Locke and we dig deep into the toilet logistics of the island.
 
Here's what's in this episode:
00:03:49 Flashback discussion
00:15:21 Boone on-island discussion
00:35:35 Non-Boone on-island discussion
00:36:54 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:58:04 Connor’s corner
00:59:06 Hot ranking
 
Content note: domestic abuse is mentioned a few times in the episode, with a longer discussion between 00:10:48 and 00:11:36.
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

This week we're swimming with corpses and tackling more big questions such as: who is the barber on the island? And who would be the sole human in Muppets Lost? Also, apparently Kate is a liar!
 
Here's what's in this episode:
00:03:02 Flashback discussion
00:11:18 Kate on-island discussion
00:25:20 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:36:39 Non-Kate on-island discussion
00:56:07 Connor’s corner
00:57:36 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Helen and Alex continue to address the real unanswered questions of Lost, such as: "where does Jack stand on abortion rights?" and "which female BFF friendship might the show have featured if it didn't hate women?"
Also, we're rebranding as a Grey's Anatomy podcast.
 
Here's what's in this episode:
00:03:00 Flashback discussion
00:17:47 Jack on-island discussion
00:24:07 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:46:25 Non-Jack on-island discussion
01:06:30 Connor’s corner
01:07:34 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. (Writing credit goes to Alex for the "why no punch Jack" jingle.) Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

One of Alex's favourite episodes of Lost, but can he convince Helen that it's anything other than fine?
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:04:55 Flashback discussion
00:20:08 Claire on-island discussion
00:32:45 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:39:03 Connor's corner
00:45:28 Non-Claire on-island discussion
01:03:07 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Sayid’s flashbacks give us nothing, Danielle Rousseau gives us life, and the people of the island do not understand the concept of gambling.
 
Here’s what’s in this episode:
00:04:10 Flashback discussion
00:11:35 Sayid on-island discussion
00:35:06 Non-Sayid on-island discussion
00:39:13 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:56:05 Connor’s corner
00:57:55 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.
 
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
 
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
 
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025

The homoerotic tension in this episode leads us to discuss the greatest mystery the show never answers: which characters would be canonically queer?
 
Here's what's in this episode:
00:03:17 Flashback discussion
00:11:30 Sawyer on-island discussion
00:40:24 Fuck, marry or kill?
00:55:48 Non-Sawyer on-island discussion
01:10:43 Connor’s corner
01:12:12 Hot ranking
 
Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits
Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at dharmafishbiscuitspod@gmail.com.
Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.
Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2025